| Im using Wretch as my main weblog now for privacy purposes.
Find me if you can, prove that you're worthy of my secrets
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| 請問你知道宅是什麼意思麻?
應該知道吧, 就是很迷動漫的一群人, 他們很少出去. 通常宅男都會背著一個大書包, 短的要命的長褲, 長襪. 看起來非常的土. 他們在交際方面缺乏經驗. 常常出入大小動漫店鋪, 亦喜愛買很多卡通人物的模型.
那請問你知道什麼是腐女麻?
我兩個月前才第一次聽到這個用詞,
一個月後我知道了這一族人的很表面的一個三字解釋, 我嚇得不敢相信竟然世界上有這一類人,
兩個星期前開始我發現這個詞將會一直在我耳邊飛過,
2天前我發現我將不能跟這個詞分割,
今天開始將會有人嘗試將那個詞的一些觀念塞進我的腦袋.
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| started working now.
gawd this is rilly tiring.
but i think im doing good.
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| Found this on some forum.
Pretty funny in my opinion.
WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &
meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-karat
ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens
again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already
realized nothing is going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and
have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his
girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's
boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for
the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks
like a home along the Rio Grande.
The "POINT"
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?
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| just updated my MSN space
http://spaces.msn.com/members/cynricng/
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